I notice your avatar is a long-haired weiner dog.
I have one too. His name is Jaws, a black and tan, 3 years old.
He is spoiled absolutely rotten and I have no idea how he got that way.

He loves to sleep on his back and have his tummy rubbed.
They are the sweetest dogs if you are their master, but a stranger better be wary, they are sneaky little buggers. People are afraid to come into the yard because of our Lab, but I tell them that she is not the one to worry about.

Anyway, if you get the chance to read this before it is deleted, good.
Gee I would hate to get a warning on my first day, so if this bends and/or breaks the rules, my sorry.