
The Spyware Info Joke Thread
#1
Posted 27 March 2018 - 02:56 AM
#2
Posted 27 March 2018 - 02:57 AM
This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
#3
Posted 27 March 2018 - 02:57 AM
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
#4
Posted 05 April 2018 - 07:37 AM
The doctor's office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokemon..
I don't know what the hell they're taking about, but I really need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have.
#5
Posted 05 April 2018 - 07:38 AM
My boss told me, "You are the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"
I replied, "I don't know; it's hard to keep track."
Edited by MacCartwright, 05 April 2018 - 07:38 AM.
#6
Posted 05 April 2018 - 07:38 AM
19 and 20 got into a fight..
21.
#7
Posted 27 June 2018 - 03:36 PM
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field....