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[MacCartwright]

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the malware gets rough or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

 

Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

 

...just five more minutes.

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This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" 

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

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The doctor's office blocked my number after I kept calling about Pokemon..

 

I don't know what the hell they're taking about, but I really need someone to take a look at this bulbous sore I have.

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My boss told me, "You are the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"

 

I replied, "I don't know; it's hard to keep track."

Edited by MacCartwright, 05 April 2018 - 07:38 AM.

[MacCartwright]

19 and 20 got into a fight..

 

21.

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Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field....