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#1 Guest_Ghost_*

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 05:55 PM

Ok, i'll start. If i had a penny for every web page Google searched, i'd have $80,580,446.51

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Posted 22 January 2005 - 06:48 PM

If I had a penny for every second wasted time on malware world-wide, I would have more money than all the money on earth.
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Posted 22 January 2005 - 09:34 PM

If I had a penny for every letter typed a day on the net I'd be filthy rich!

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Posted 23 January 2005 - 03:30 PM

If I had a penny for every time AOLspeak was used, the entire earth's mass would be doubled and we'd be knocked into the sun from the destabilization of the orbit.
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Posted 23 January 2005 - 04:50 PM

If I had a penny for every yahoo ID that's been stolen because people were stupid enough to use passwords like 123456 and abcdef etc I would be a millionaire

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If I had a penny for every time I stubbed my toes or bumped my head I'd be a millionaire


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Posted 23 January 2005 - 10:57 PM

If i had a penny for every good looking chick who think's their too good for me...

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Posted 24 January 2005 - 08:20 AM

lol @ Ghost


If I had a penny for everytime my babyboy pooped I'd be rich....damn! :lol:

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Posted 24 January 2005 - 04:51 PM

This thread is kinda funny for me in a different way aswell because i was given a 20 per hour raise just last payday. LOL like 20 is going to make a difference. Look out Egypt! Here i come!!

If i had a penny for every time someone has prayed for the needy but then ordered a pizza...

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Posted 24 January 2005 - 06:18 PM

If I had a penny for every song illegally downloaded I'd be swimmin in money....



show me the moneeeeeeey!!! :lol:

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Posted 24 January 2005 - 06:43 PM

If I had a penny for everytime my babyboy pooped I'd be rich....damn!  :lol:

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You wanna talk about babies poop? Try having 2 in diapers then complain.... :)

If I had a penny for every diaper I've changed in the last 3 1/2 years I would have all the money in the world.... there wouldn't be any left for you dash!!!

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Posted 24 January 2005 - 06:54 PM

If I had a penny for every time my computer freezed-up while using W95/98, I would be having a sunbath and a drink on the Seychelles! :cool:

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Posted 24 January 2005 - 07:09 PM

I wish the anonymous user reading this would hurry up and post so I would know who it was...
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Posted 24 January 2005 - 07:49 PM

lol @ krazykat,


If I had a penny for everytime my fiance asked me to change my sons diaper and I made an excuse not to I'd be loaded :twisted:


lol...nah just kidding, I'm superdad! I change diapers all the time.

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Posted 25 January 2005 - 03:07 AM

If i had a penny for every time my freedom was taken away from me on the net...

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Posted 25 January 2005 - 04:05 AM

If I had a penny for every person who though krazykat was a guys name I'd be able to afford a housekeeper........

krazykat = Kat = my real name which is short for Katherine

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Posted 25 January 2005 - 06:44 AM

If I had a penny for every time my Manager has said "The harder you work for the company, the more money we make. The more money we make, the more we can pay you", I would have a decent salary. :hmmm:
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Posted 25 January 2005 - 07:20 AM

To Ghost :
Good idea of you Ghost, I enjoyed reading these posts.
I have a few dirty pennies in mind, but I don't want to test cnm's limits :D .

To Krazykat :
Yes nicknames and gender are indeed a problem on the internet, especially in chatrooms.
If I had a penny for every wrong kiss in chatrooms, I could afford myself a free beer.
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Posted 25 January 2005 - 01:11 PM

If I had a penny for every guy who came onto me in a chatroom knowing I was a guy too I'd be building a pool in my yard right this minute! :lol:

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Posted 25 January 2005 - 01:32 PM

dashiznit,
LOOOOOOOOL, yes that too.
I think, it's an advantage on the internet to be bisexual.
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Posted 25 January 2005 - 02:07 PM

If I had a penny for every time my 3 year old daughter deliberately dumped her drink on the floor... I would have enough money to have a carpet cleaning service come in weekly!

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Posted 25 January 2005 - 02:13 PM

ErikAlbert,



lol, I've had to break a few hearts here and there but some wont take no for an answer....I'm straight!!!! helloooooo!!! :lol:

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Posted 25 January 2005 - 02:30 PM

dashiznit,
I quit chatting, a year ago, I was tired of the almighty chatroom operators, who kicked or banned me too many times and most chatters don't really chat anymore, at least not in belgian chatrooms.
Americans are better chatters, but I'm too slow in my translations and the six hours difference with America wasn't good for my health.
I always felt asleep on my keyboard, disturbing the chat with random keystrokes :D
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Posted 25 January 2005 - 09:55 PM

If I had a penny for every homeowner/builder who wanted to know if I could do the job cheaper and still do the best work, I'd be retired and doing spyware for a hobby.

Wait, I do do it for a hobby. Damn... :wacko:

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Posted 25 January 2005 - 10:59 PM

if i had a penny for every PC I saw that had a timed-out version of antivirus software I would be able to retire!

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Posted 26 January 2005 - 07:59 AM

If I had a penny for everytime a Days Of Our Lives episode seems more rediculous then the last I'd be showing everyone the money!!!!! :D

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Posted 26 January 2005 - 08:06 AM

If I had a penny for every time someone said "Ooo, that's a nice wolfhound" about my Lurcher I'd have enough money to buy him a dog toothbrush, and someone to teach him to clean his own teeth!!!

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#27 dashiznit

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Posted 26 January 2005 - 08:13 AM

lol @ Jedi

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Posted 26 January 2005 - 08:56 AM

If I had a penny for everytime I look at the clock tick at work I'd have enough money to retire!

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Posted 26 January 2005 - 10:19 PM

If I had a penny for everytime I had to answer the phone "Helpdesk how may I help you" I could drink for free every weekend. :wacko:
You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know @#$!

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Posted 26 January 2005 - 11:11 PM

If I had a penny for every time I've refrained from throwing my computer out the window I would have enough money for my dream system! :)

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 02:01 AM

If I had a pebble for every time I've wanted to stab a malware maker in the face, I'd have a lot of... uh, pebbles...

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Posted 27 January 2005 - 12:16 PM

If I had a penny for everyway I've tried to get rid of MJuice on my computer I could have bought a new one!!! :angry: .@3%*!! program

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Posted 28 January 2005 - 01:24 PM

If I had a penny for every time I've been FLAMED online, I could by a firesuit from NASCAR....:blink:

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Posted 31 January 2005 - 12:08 PM

If I had a penny for every enlargement email I received, I could afford safe sex.

I'm always asking for shrinking pills, but they never reply. :angry:
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Posted 31 January 2005 - 10:33 PM

If I had a penny for everytime a guy said exactly what ErikAlbert just said I'd buy a stripbar! :D

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Posted 01 February 2005 - 02:02 PM

If only I had a penny for every blade of grass I cut in an average week in the Summer.
Eat your heart out Gates.

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Posted 05 February 2005 - 05:00 AM

Same here ErikAlbert (kinda)........... I have gotten millions of emails written for male enlargement pills and devices.... and the funniest part about the whole darn thing is I AM A GIRL! It gets a little bit annoying....

Speaking of useless emails.... (I rent my house I don't own)
If I had a penny for every mortgage offer I've gotten in the email I would have enough money to buy a house!

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Posted 05 February 2005 - 06:09 AM

If I had a penny for every damn credit card I've been offered, I wouldn't need a credit card.

(Or, if I maybe accepted them all, max'd them out and ran........... ;) )

Edited by jedi, 05 February 2005 - 06:10 AM.

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